Frank Zappa's song 'Eddie, are you kidding?' had the lyric,"I'm coming over shortly becasue I am a portly..." The portly porter's pouting potbelly pig protruded preponderously from the portal.
"I would like to return the gift you gave to me." "I understand you are trying to help me." "I don't get why this is always happening to me." I really hope that aunt shelly will get ME a great gift...