No, but "dudes" can get the organs that can make a baby. For more information read this article from Time Magazine:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,789381,00.html
The first thing to do is to make sure that you are not trying to do all of these things just to get all of his attention. Just relax. Pretend that you don't really pay attention to what he says or...