There are three kids. Bean, Harold, and Lizzy. They are on top of a building. From a friend they heard that if they say an animal and jump off the building they'll turn into it, and land safely on the ground.
Bean and Harold wonder why they brought Lizzy. She's just plain mean.
Bean goes first. LION! He turns into a lion and lands safely.
Harold goes next. FROG! He turns into a frog and lands safely.
Lizzy's last. Um, DONKEY! Lizzy splattered on the pavement. She was already a jerk.
HA HA HA HA HA! So funny right? No wrong answer. It's a terrible joke.
Sarah, " OMG! That girl just left him for a person with more money. That means that she's a GOLD DIGGER!" Lucy, "THAT NOSE PICKER!" Sarah, " No Lucy. A Gold Digger is someone who only likes a person for their money..." Lucy, " OH! That nose picker..." Sarah, "UGGHHH! GOLD DIGGER!" Lucy, " I bet she's both!"
your in a room with metal walls no doors no windows only a table and mirror how do you get out ?
you look in the mirror see what you saw you take out the saw cut the table in have 2 haves make a whole you jump throw the hole
joke completely by Allysloan
Q: What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
A: Picket.
Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding only half a worm.
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Why do you need to iron an elephant? Because elephants are wrinkled.
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Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
Some people think it is funny but not for some some people that like dirty jokes are the one who say swear words and have the dirty stuff with females su dont get intrasted in those jokes
Your so short you should go to be a munchkin in the movie Wizard OF Oz hows the weather down there, short stuff? hey can you grab a moon rock for me, giganto? ( but these are more like insults.)
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Why do you need to iron an elephant? Because elephants are wrinkled.
Some of the best places to find clean jokes are in books. Bookland has many joke books, for adults and children available in their stores or on their website. There are also clean jokes on the internet as well.
funny jokes in the app section through your smart phone
Go on google and type in "clean jokes"
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Q: Why don't people tell jokes about popcorn? A: They're so corny!
No no one should make fun of short people with short jokes its just not funny its like calling a tall person skyscraper its stupid and mean and yes i am short
a guy walked into a bar and said ouch!!
What do you call cheese that`s not yours? Nachyo cheese
Cheesy jokes are all about jokes that are funny but not laughable. You can find cheesy jokes from the following sources: Jokes, Great Clean Jokes, Jokeroo.
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."