The first method is to squat in the bushes; bring either toilet roll, or a small mammal, preferably your ex, to wipe your behind with. first pull your trousers down, ensuring no penis falls out,...
Firstly, our bodies produce waste matter, that we have to get rid of. So what do we do with it? Leave it around? Put it in our pockets? Eat it? Give it to someone? None of these are very good ideas...
Unfortunately it has been discontinued. I really liked the product. It's too bad. I just found it on "amazon" of all places! There were a few places. Google "Bam toilet cleaner" for more!