the left side
Left side - is the port side of a ship. An easy way to remember is that if you stand facing the bow (front end) of the ship your left hand side is the port side, your right the starboard. Left is a...
parallel and serial port
A port day on a cruise ship is just a day when the ship is tied up alongside hence she is in port.
they drowned after a giant wale swept over (by the way it had a mole) and then it danced the crew of the ship into a giant goldfish mouth