Comedian who did long and short arm routine?

A long arm of the same power would produce more leverage and torque, but I think it's more will power, and who has the most of that. This is completely wrong. Think of the two arms acting as levers....

They're called long bones.

The a in "have" is short, but the syllable is long because it ends in a voiced consonant.

Shorter than 10 minutes.

Jeff Foxworthy