Describe the contribution you would make to the programme?

Plant a tree

Well, there are 83 species of swallow in the world, and the ones I know all sound a little different, but warbling and twittering are two words you can use.

I would suggest soothing, warm vibrations. Well, say that it sounds like cheery and joyful, relaxing and peaceful.

Wonderful. I know exactly what Jacqueline du Pre meant when at the age of 3 or 4 she said, 'I want the thing that makes that sound'.

Childish. My father is a self-centered, cruel, rude man, and my mother is a childish, passive-aggressive woman. Both my sisters are just like them, and any time you try to have a real discussion...