Different kinds of epic?

There is epic fail, epic lawl, epic win, epic owned, epic sex0rz, epic poop, epic pants party, epic fail at life, epicocity, epicness, epic spank, epic shank, epic 1=deag, epic headshot!, epic roflcopterlawlerbbqsauceonmyfacelawl, epic roflhotwater, roflroflrofl,

There is man who lived in Mt. Kilamanjaroo who was more epic than the world, he had all over the above attributed and he was a level 70 dwarf. His clothing was epic, and he rode an elephant to Jerusalem where he in fact got crucified. His name... was.... JESUS! Turns out his real name was Jose, and he actually hailed from Mexico, but no one knows this. Not even the christians or jews.. Only me. I am the true definition of Epic, and you must not question my being ever again or else you will be doomed to an eternity of non-epicness and/or epic failures at life xpwntlawlers.

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