Why did the chicken cross the road?

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(74) On May 21, 2012 at 3:19 pm Leo-babii1999 [0] said:

no offense to whoever wrote this, but.....you are such a geek. I mean, the person who asked this question in the first place was probably just joking around or was bored and thought it would be funny! (no dis-respect to the asker if they were serious!) but that blew up in their faces! It wasn't funny. It was a geek off.

And anyway, everybody knows why the chicken crossed the road, it was to get to the other side.

(73) On April 19, 2012 at 5:16 am Keats [4415] said:

Note: Keats merged "Why did the road cross the chicken?"0"Why did the chicken cross the road?".

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(72) On January 31, 2012 at 9:30 am Az Abyz [0] said:

the chicken crossed the road to get on THE OTHER SIDE.

get it?

she was on a suicide mission...

(71) On January 16, 2012 at 9:29 pm Bearsalley34 [4] said:

^^^^ agreed

(70) On January 15, 2012 at 3:31 pm Darko Micanovic [0] said:

Here is mine opininon

when we say chicken we mean on significaly small subject who is over exposed and wunerable to outside world efect, so it that thesis u can say that posibly there was third party involved that chased chicken form one side to other, or that chicken never crossed the road because it was stop in confortation with other larger objects like cars, or even maybe chicken like primal being developed a pratial of his brain to only support curiosity and just wanted to see what is on other side

(69) On September 24, 2011 at 7:45 am Keetla [0] said:

It wanted to get some SHUT UP.

(68) On August 24, 2011 at 11:35 pm Mellgrace [11] said:

Because it saw some hot chicks! Get it? I made it up:)That chicken was SO suisidal..

(67) On June 6, 2011 at 3:08 am Michael Rhodes [0] said:

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? She wanted to lay it on the line.

(66) On May 26, 2011 at 12:32 pm 12DOVe [0] said:

ALL YHE ANSWERS ARE WRONG!!!!!!!

IT WANTED TO BUY AN EGG!!!! CHICKENS ALSO NEED PROTEIN.PEOPLE!!

(65) On April 7, 2011 at 2:49 pm Jade Poet [8] said:

i dream of a better world where a chicken's motives are not questioned.........

(64) On April 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm Shanelle290297 [0] said:

because the egg rolled. get it? "egg roll"? i thought that was pretty funny. has it been mentioned before?

(63) On March 29, 2011 at 2:13 am Colesander [0] said:

There's a very intelligent logical answer at www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.co

(62) On March 8, 2011 at 12:20 am SStwins11 [2] said:

Why does anyone do anything? BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE IT! and BECAUSE THEY CAN!

(61) On February 3, 2011 at 6:02 am Paigetherage37 [0] said:

so he could be in a "why did a chicken cross the road?" joke.

(60) On February 2, 2011 at 5:02 pm UBERnoob1098 [3] said:

Bossybootsonlegs has the true first correct and always will be correct answer all praise him

(59) On January 26, 2011 at 4:18 pm Jake Hobbs [0] said:

Laugh Your Head Off is on a mission to discover the answer to this age old question. Check it out at http://www.laughyourheadoff.co.uk/about

(58) On December 18, 2010 at 3:00 pm Dfie [0] said:

i think who ever wrote this is dun because its to long we just wont to know why thue daun chicken cross the road okay and the answer is

to get to the other side

(57) On October 30, 2010 at 11:20 am Kickabout league [75] said:

Bossybootsonlegs, we all know the chicken crossed to road to get to the other side, but the question is...

W H Y ?

(56) On October 6, 2010 at 8:12 pm Alyssa123dance [1] said:

well maybe he wanted a change?!! did you ever thimnk of that?!! -A

(55) On September 25, 2010 at 9:48 pm Socratena [7] said:

Because he/she wanted to be in a joke.

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