He said "YO MAMA!" and it was so funny that the gorillas from the zoo heard it and came and pounded mind reader 1's head in, so he died. And the other one was so sad, he died too. And then their...
Pudge(Ivan) Rodriguez of the Washington nationals. Ivan the terrible (Ivan IV of Russia) In all fairness 'terrible' in this case means 'formidable'. There is a little bit lost in translation.