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The Witty Truck Driver
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"
here is two jokes:
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i'll tell you a story about this limo oh its to long
i'll tell you a story about the butter oh i dont want you to spread it
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Few jokes:
What Black & White Black & White? (A Penguin rolling down a hill! LOL)
What breaks but never falls, What falls but never breaks?
Night And day
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A New Car
A man gets a new car and decides he is going to try opening her up and seeing what she has. He is on the interstate and is picking up speed. He is up to about 95 MPH when he hears a siren and sees blue lights flashing behind him. CRUD! So, he pulls over and tells the patrolman that he has a perfectly good reason. The patrolman tells him if he can give him just one excuse he hasn't heard before, he will let him go. The man tells the patrolman that his wife ran off with a with a highway patrol officer a few months back, and he was scared that he may have been the same officer trying to bring her back. The patrolman smiled, got back in his vehicle and pulled away.
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First answer by Glamorousgirl19. Last edit by Myrab51. Contributor trust: 389 [recommend contributor]. Question popularity: 2 [recommend question]
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