Do you have flying cars?

Answer:
YES,

Whenever people speak about the present state of technology they always complain about the lack of flying cars. "Where are the flying cars?" they say, spilling rum as they aggressively gesture, "we were promised flying cars." More than world peace, immortality, or permanently chilled beverages, the flying car is desired as proof that we have indeed made it to "The Future." But they simply can't appear overnight, and even if they could, where would we park them? Exactly.
We must take incremental steps. Before we move on to flying cars, let's at least start with something simpler, like hovering cars. You've got to hover before you can fly. We'll begin somewhere off the ground, say an inch. That's as good a place to hover as any. The important thing is not touching the ground (although when the first hovering car is presented to the public, it will in actuality be suspended by tiny wires, with the engineers behind the curtain, panicking for fear of discovery).
Contributor: Sean
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