Do you say you eat lollipop or you have lollipop?

if you have or eat lolipops then you will have bad health. it will be unpleasant. to get good health, listen to your mummy!
then you should get advice from your daddy!

after that fails then you should consider getting help from your lolipop. this will undoughtedly not work as your lolipop isnt a living thing.

try going to the toilet. this may not work, if it does then you should resume eating or having lolipops.
if it does not work try my tips again.

Then you should eat even more lollipops until you become a lollipop.
if this does not work try becoming something else.
like an ice lolly or some chips or maybe even some fish.


then we will come round your house and have a chat with you. it will be good fun.
Maybe we will bring some people who have turned into lollipops or ice lollys or chips or fish with us.

we might need to use ur toilet.
to go for a number 1 or 2

i also go for no. 4 + 5+ 6 + 7 + 8 + 9