Yes
It is simply because you look like a fire hydrant you ugly sow. And it doesn't like you.
No. Male horses (geldings and stallions) will stretch out to urinate. Mares (females) spread their hind legs and squat somewhat.
Kangaroos have long legs because they are especially adapted for bounding over long distances in Australia. They are unable to move independently for walking, and the long hind feet are structured...
They pound on their back legs so they can go to the bathroom