Examples:
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Noone likes a smart aleck, especially another smart aleck.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Bad losers make worse winners.
One of the most important things to learn is when to quit while you're ahead, but most people never learn.
It's true, hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
~Ronald Reagan~
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
~Woody Allen~
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
~Jim Samuels~
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
~Ashleigh Brilliant~
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~Fred Allen~