Mike Alvear from The Huffington Post compiled a list of his ten top flirty texts. Some of them include "I think we should just be friends with sexual tension" and "You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pick up line".
Oh baby, you I'd really love to see how your new panties are on your body. Give me a look and I'll give to a look at anything you want ;)
Can I see your boobs if I show you my penis?
How bad do you want me? Oh yeah? Do you want to lick up and down on my shaft while I suck on your boobs? Oh baby, yeah... Hey, Hey call me quick. I want to hear you moan while you stick your fingers into yourself!
dirty text messages are thing like what are you wearing, im nude, wanna have sex, im masturbating ect...
"I want to have sex with you"
your eyes shine like the night skyyy i luv you is what i used for my bf
There are a lot of places on the web that have pictures of funny text messages. Many joke sites have a section specifically designated for funny text.
One can find a collection of SMS messages in different languages on various websites that people can post funny SMS text messages that they have received. These are in a variety of languages.
There are many differences between bulk text messages and regular text messages. Regular text messages normally only go to one recipient while bulk text messages typically go to many.
Chain text messages can be fun, almost everyone can get a laugh out of them. To get a picture for a chain text message, the internet image search for funny pictures can be done.
Playing hard to get over text messages generally looks like avoidance. The only real way to play hard to get over text is to try to be coy and lead him on a long flirty question and answer chase.
Some applications that convert text to speech in funny voices are "iSpeech", "Text To Speech" and "Speak It!". All of these apps have a variety of customization features to choose which funny voice a user wants to use.
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SMS Lucu is a website that has a collection of jokes and funny text messages. They provide a selection of funny, cute, romantic, and poetic texts to send loved ones and friends.
Can you intercept text messages NO! XD
Anyone with a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages would be a person would wants to text. Some people who want to get a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages may also want to text.
Start it off like this Hey for a $ i will blow you then what a sec then text a kiss Get it?It sounds dirty and it's funny! Love,Kassy.L.M