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Jokes and Riddles

Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!

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What did Mr cabinetmaker say to Mrs cabinetmaker?

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we(blank)need(blank)to(blank)find

(blank)more(blank)hours(blank)for

(blank)our(blank)shelves(blank)

(Exponents and Exponential Functions: Simplifying Products of Monomials. Punchline Algebra Book B. 11.9)

D: x^3

E: 1/x^3

and so on...

Is it good to be fat?

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Dipende da come una persona si sente nell'essere grasso, se si ama lo stesso allora va bene.

How do pigs write?

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With an oink pen!

What is a riddle for a swing?

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"Look for a seat that you push with your feet," is a riddle with swing as the answer. Another possibility is, "You might reach a new height, with each pass I delight."

What is a riddle where the answer is fountain?

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If you twist my arm

I'll start to cry.

If you twist too hard

I'll spit in your eye!

What is a riddle for the word debate?

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What would an argument about a date be?

A DEBATE

What is a riddle that the answer is swimming pool?

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I am filled up, however never go down. To go inside me you wear a special gown, some inside me are good, some or bad. When you get out, you are never glad. What am I?

What is a good comeback for a so is your face joke?

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Comeback: What were you looking in the mirror when you said that?

What is the answer to the riddle in A riddle by Jonathan Swift?

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The answer to the riddle in "A riddle by Jonathan Swift" is "egg." Swift's riddle goes: "It is never his bolt that misses, / But he aims and shoots, and never kisses." The answer refers to an egg from a hen.

Two in a whole and four in a pair and six in a trio you see and eights a quarter but what you must get is the name that fists just one of me?

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The answer to the riddle is the letter "S." It is found twice in the word "whole," four times in the word "pair," six times in the word "trio," and eight times in the word "quarter." The riddle hints that the answer is a single letter.

What is the joke where lil Johnny tells his teacher the difference between poetry and prose?

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In the joke, Little Johnny tells his teacher that poetry is when words rhyme, while prose is when they don't. However, when asked to give an example, he humorously responds, "A poet writes, 'The sun sank slow in the sky.' A prose writer says, 'The sun sank.'"

What is the answer in twilight riddle number 18?

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There is enough in the riddle of this world to show us that there may be a life to come ; there is nothing to make it certain that there will be one . ... or in the depth beneath , and the answer seems to fall back like ice upon our hearts— “ there shall no sign be given you . " It is the uncertainty of twilight . You strain at something in the twilight , and just when you are beginning to make out its form and color , the light fails you ... The thought of annihilation is horrible 18 * The Doubt of Thomas

What was the first joke?

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The first recorded joke dates back to ancient Sumeria, around 1900 BC. It was a proverb that reads: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

4 20 b b in a p?

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It seems like you have provided a series of characters without context or specific question. Please provide more information or clarify your request so I can assist you better.

Suggest a name for college magazine?

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please suggest me a good name for my college magzine.

Touchstone, manisha.

What is the moral of Humpty Dumpty?

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The moral of Humpty Dumpty is that once something is broken, it cannot always be fully repaired or restored to its original state. It serves as a cautionary tale about the consequences of being careless or taking unnecessary risks.

Who is Mr rebs?

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I'm not aware of any specific individual named Mr. Rebs. Could you provide more context or clarify your question?