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Humor and Amusement Corner
Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.
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Who are Team Broken Man?
The question should be: Who are Team Broken Man? If you check them out on MySpace you will get an idea of the kind of things the...
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How long is the world's largest piece of string?
REALLY LONG!! Twice the length from the middle to the end. String or Twine? Because I know the biggest ball of twine is in...
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What do twenty-two percent of us do every chance we get?
Warning: Answers to this question have been removed numerous times. That is vandalism. Supervisors are watching this question. If...
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Why do dogs have tails?
Contrary to popular opinion, dogs have tails just because that is how God created them. God made dogs with tails, so they have...
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When did sandra teen first start modelling?
about 12 years ago she started when she was 5 if i remember rite she is 17 now
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Is it true that if you hit a midget on the head with a stick you get 40 gold coins?
Knowledge is everything my friend because "small" doesn't mean they can't fight back! Try a "little person" going up your leg...
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Would it be a good idea to genetically engineer giant turkeys and ride around on them?
no, watch Jurassic park. Turkeys are bipedal (two legged) and would be very bumpy to ride. Oh yes. Who needs tanks and...
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How do you Zooley?
CAN YOU ZOOLEY? QUESTIONS 1. What family is visiting the polar bears? 2. What kind of family are they? 3. Whose family is...
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How many people will fit into a phone booth?
It depends on how much gas you have in your chainsaw. Another Answer Probably a minimum of 5 average sized people and a...
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Do imponderables like lizards and lollipops?
Sure they do. The real question is can lizards and lollipops ponder enough to ponder if an imponderable could ponder a lizard or...
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Is silly putty edible?
Silly Putty is classified as non-toxic so you can eat it but it is not recommended. Pharmaceutically everything has a toxicity...
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What is a list of good dares for a sleepover?
you might have heard of a game called 21 dares so heres a list of good dares at night: jump over nextdoor neighbours fence at...
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What is another saying for the butt of a joke?
How about the back of a jest. The butt of a joke is the subject (or target) of the joke. Others have mentioned the following,...
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How can you stop an inflatable Christmas carousel from getting twisted on the inside and not rotating?
I'm with him, unplug it. Turn it off....... Open the Zipper on Top. Then open the lower section.inside Find the lower joint of...
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What comes in threes?
Comes in Threes The floating cords used to play EVERY AC/DC song. What come in threes? PEAS!! Good things, bad things, blind...
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Would one thousand Target bags attached to you be equal to a parachute?
A Target Parachute It is doubtful and very dangerous to think that a thousand Target bags would operate in the same manner as a...
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What sort of vegetable are you if watch TV all the time tv vegetable?
A person who watches TV all the time is called a 'couch potato.' The computer counterpart is a 'cyber spud', first coined by...
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Why do cabbages have purpley odor?
There is a special condition that makes certain people literally smell things in ways that others cannot. Just like the people...
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Are there businesses for mouth grills?
Yes there are. There are stores with physical locations as well as Web stores. A Google search pulled up grillmouth.com,...
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What does it mean when you don't think comedies or TV shows or comedians are funny but you think random things are funny?
Random things are amusing because they are random and unexpected.Sitcoms are at times funny, and at times a tad unrealistic and...
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why is there a song about it?
This is an old slave song, and it is not about "Jimmy" but about the blue-tail fly, which bit the horse the slave's master was...
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How many people can you fit in one bus seat?
Three at most. Two if you're not like 120lb a piece. Lol to sticks. If you're like me and my friends, a bunch....
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What does you are working an IRONS this weekend mean?
It actually means 'Working in irons', Meaning just like a prisioner being shackeled up in iron chains, you're limitations and...
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What website do you go on for funny comments?
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What is the name of your elf?
Xantafon Vladimir VonQuinam III. His name is Twinkle McStubbersons, fresh from Santa's workshop. How about yours? Pixelatia...
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Where do all those darned left socks keep going?
The one that you still have is the one that is left, you lost the other one. Answer Didn't you see that Ren & Stimpy...
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If a herd of black rhinos and purple hippos lived in a Space Station how much oxygen would they consume?
Just enough not to die of suffocation eventually none, as the hippos would piss the rhinos off and they would destroy the...
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Why do people laugh?
Laughter is an emotional release similar to crying, brought upon by a mild mental stress rather than an emotional stress. It...
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How do you burp?
Stand up--or at least, sit up. Gas goes up. If you're lying down, you're less likely to burp. Drink a heavily carbonated...
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How is American sense of humor different from Asian sense of humor?
They are similar. However, some critics consider that the first is usually based in social situations, mishaps and language...
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Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when anyone could easily just pick them up right there?
Well, you see, these were 100% natural shells, found by hand and raised with care I believe it was because her shells were...
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Where did kool-aid man go exploring?
My belly! He met up with hotdog man and his trusty sidekick bunmaster, together they vetured down to attack the evil colon...
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Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
the answer is simple its no its comest from normal milk with choclate and some other ingredients No Chocolate Milk does not...
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Why are you late for school?
I was late because the sign said "Slow down, School ahead." I waited up so long for WikiAnswers to answer my homework that I...
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Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful?
waffles!do do do do do doo waffles! waffles!do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!
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John likes 400 but not 300 he likes 100 but not 99 he likes 2500 but not 2400. Which does he like?
He only likes perfect squares. Now that's not right, take a look at the statement again. If he only likes perfect squares then;...
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What happens if you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up?
The department of Homeland Security shows up at your door.
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Why do people think blondes are dumb?
Because the stereotypical blonde is pictured as "attractive" at the expense of "intelligent". The two are not mutually exclusive,...
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Why are people so clueless?
People are clueless because they've shown a disinterest in learning about a certain topic which makes them clueless about that...
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If a dog rolled around on a carpet and gets staticky and a flea jumps on it will the flea get electrocuted?
Maybe... try it out if you can! I would like to see what happens. It would probably not, although such an experiment would be...
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Why are 'your mom' jokes so popular?
"Your Mom Jokes" have been popular for years (back into the 40s.) There was "Your mom wears army boots" to "Your moms so ugly...
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How much would Cheech y Chong Big Bambu Album with rolling paper be worth today?
Check out Ebay i woulldnt sell it cheap !!! Answer Any of the following websites may be able to provide the value of your...
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Who is the most loudest yeller in the world?
Opera singers I'm sure My buddie's wife ---- DORIS KAMEVAAR!...
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Why do Japanese people scream louder then people of other races in a roller-coaster?
How do you know that these persons were Japanese? Have you ridden on a roller-coaster with every Japanese person in the world? ...
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What is a Newton?
A Newton is the SI unit of force. To be precise, a Newton is defined as the amount of force required to make a mass of one...
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What is Self effacing humour?
Self-effacing humor is where people make fun of themselves to get laughs. Many comedians do this... they make fun of their own...
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How do you make paper jets?
Step One Find a piece of paper shaped like a rectangle. A sheet of computer printing paper or school notebook paper is a good...
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Who bombed Pearl Harbor?
The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. After this attack the United States entered WW2
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Can you light a fart on fire?
you can actually light a fart on fire if you can get a long enough fart because your fart is made mainly of methane and is highly...
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A white powdery substance involved in a calamity?
skimmed dried semen like you havnt guessed! There is gun powder, drugs, etc. usually, its dangerous. gun powder isn't...
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What is Fuzzy?
a ferret a bear Mold.
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What did the allies do in 1933?
1933 and the 'Allies' It's not strictly accurate to refer to 'the Allies' at that time, as they was no alliance between...
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If three astronauts are in a canoe flying over the Gobi desert and they crash how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
(The Real Right One) Well presuming that the desert is a hallucination and the canoe is a box in your mother's basement and you...
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Someone suspects you if your name was duplicated from her name you said no but she didn't believe she has no proofs that you copied her name is it judgemental?
Yes it s because if she has no proof then she can't prove it. Possible Answer I'm a little unsure about your question, but...
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Why are fists known as dukes?
Fists are known as dukes since it's cockney rhyming slang, or rather duke of york=fork=fist.
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What made franklin mcCain ezell blair jr joseph mcNeil and david richmond leave woolworth department store on February 1rst 1960?
I heard it was McNeil ...... Franklin McCain Farted
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What are the funniest dares to do at a sleepover?
One time I dared one of my friends to put honey in her hair! She was freaking out!
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Clear your voice make sure your in your own private place and ask for the girl such as is ms lisa ask if she would like to go for a java or a flea market which makes for a good conversation start?
Ummm... try starting with "Hi, how are you?" or "Hey, whats up?" Answer Go for a java is a good conversation start. Ask about...
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Why are dogs mans best friend?
If you look closely, "God" is "Dog" spelled backwards. <3 But cats rule too The reason why is because they spend a lot of...
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What is the difference between array of pointers and pointer to an array?
AN aray of pointers is that for eg if we have array of 10 int pointers ie int *a[10] then each elemnt that which is stored in...
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How can you tell someone you love to stop hitting you?
With a shovel to the head once they are asleep. If you are in a violent relationship and you still want to try and make it work....
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How do you Elf Yourself?
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Who put the OOOOH in shampoo?
Ooooh la la Interesting question! It turns out, Vidal Sassoon started the whole thing with their marketing slogan containing,...
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What does the gesture the kids use of the index finger middle finger separated and displayed at an angle mean?
This gesture is commonly referred to as "throwing up the two". It has various meanings depending on the situation in which it is...
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What is the best answering machine message?
George Castanza's believe it or not george isnt at home please leave a messsagggeeee at the beep, i must be out or i'd pick up...
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Do Queens pass gas like everyday citizens?
Yes they do. They are still human like us. Of course they do! The queen is just an everyday person, like you or me, with all...
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How do you create the illusion you're levitating?
age old question they put metal under where they are going to perform they illusion and put very high strength magnets in...
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Do you want to be your boyfriend?
I am the oldest freind I've got, been there right from the begining, through toil and trouble, thick and thin, and I'm still my...
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Does Pinocchio have wooden testicles?
If he is a wood boy I think he wood. If he's a real boy I think he woodent. Let's hope the questioner doesn't start branching...
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Are chickens are evil?
Stop scaring me. I have a poultry phobia. Yes, chickens eat people! Yes that is why we must keep them confined to cages and eat...
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How can you find a real man who will love and respect a woman and respect and love himself?
Most women claim that they want someone who will be able to love and respect a woman, provide for a family and be dedicated to...
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Who is Charlie the unicorn?
Charlie the Unicorn is a character in a humorous and popular youtube video. Character analysis: Charlie is a gray unicorn who...
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Why should girls have boyfriends?
so they don't feel like garbage, because they're NOT and who woould celebrate valentine's day wif them?lol IN MY OPINION ，IT...
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How can you sing the Barney song?
I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, TOGETHER WE WILL KILL BARNEY, WITH AN ARMALITE AND UZI, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!! i love you, you love...
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Busy being lazy so does anyone know what the next painting should be of?
lazy artist A self-portrait of a couch potatoe! Lol.
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What does it mean when someone gooses you?
It's when someone grabs your butt between their thumb and forefinger. like if they poke in your butt real quick. dogs tend to do...
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What if the whole world orgasmed at once?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the tobacco companies would then beat out the insurance, oil and pharmaceutical barons because after the big...
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What are some signs you might be addicted to WikiAnswers?
You might be a Wikiholic if... You know you'd have done a better job in school, had they given out badges instead of report...
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper
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Where can you get free seeds for your garden?
Send SASE (Self addressed stamped envelope with 2 stamps) with 1st and 2nd choice to: Free Seed Offer P.O. Box 31342 Walnut...
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How do you flush your ear?
On the lighter side First, cut off your ear. Next, place the ear in the toilet. Finally operate the flushing mechanism on the...
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Who would win Barney with a chainsaw or Elmo with a machine gun?
It depends on what the competition is, and how one defines winning. ELMO! __________________ Barney. Elmo lacks the opposable...
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Is it possible to die of boredom?
Well, not of boredom, per se, but it's not uncommon for folks who are bored to try to find "exciting" things to relieve their...
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What does it mean to have turtles displayed on the back of a car window?
Turtles on the Back of a Car this means the vehicle is owned by a young girl who says that turtles are "Chill" could...
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What is the equation for radiation pattern of a half wave dipole antenna?
E=sin(Theta); You need to normalize the equation for the electric field of the half-wavelegnth dipole. recall E=sqrt(ExE*) where...
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Who has the best beard?
ab lincholn ME
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Would you rather fight Mike Tyson in the ring or in some form of a space battle or space war?
that would depend if he was using lasers or phasers. if it were lasers, definitely a space war. If super sonic phasers, I would...
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What is a good comeback to You're fat?
i may be fat, but you're ugly. I can diet yeah, well at least i don't have cancer you're fatter that's because i can actually...
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What did one eye say to other eye?
Something between us smells.
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What bob just said?
Bob says " Leave me alone, I'm scared " 2 tacos in blender= mighty attractive 2 tacos in blender= mighty attractive
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How do you come up with your stripper name?
Some are taken from song titles. Rhiana for one. Answer You take your first pets name and then your mothers maiden...
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What is the music in dolce and gabbana time advert?
I think it is the Baby Beat Box by Stylophonic...not sure of the exact remix they used. Cheers
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What about Bob?
Is that the guy with no arms and no legs trying to get back to shore ??? Bob, what about Bob? He's funny...
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Can a 17 year old girl kiss a 15 year old boy?
if you really like him then yeah kissing is a very big thing especaially if u do it with the right or wrong guy Yes, why not?...
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Why dont ants eat monkeys?
Because monkeys are evil and the ants know it. Because the monkey is bigger! Because they are to big for them to eat and they...
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How old is shaggy 2 dope?
hes 33
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How do you say 'I miss you' in French?
Tu me manques (informal) Vous me Manquez (formal) Je m'ennuie de toi.
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Why do you love the kitty kat song?
because we all know that the kitty kat song is fricken AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! and we all wish we had the mad skills this cat...
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Why is my property line pass your wall?
my property line has not passed anything Answer To get to the other side, it was curious what was happening on your side of the...
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How do you know that I'm stupud?
Because you actually asked this question. Moron. If you are a girl! Everybody knows that dweeb. Whats the matter with you. You...
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