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Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.
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Who is Team Broken Man?
If you check them out on MySpace you will get an idea of the kind of things the guys get up to. The original concept for The...
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How long is the world's largest piece of string?
REALLY LONG!! Twice the length from the middle to the end. ... and, therefore, every piece of string is the same length,...
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What do twenty-two percent of us do every chance we get?
List (Disused if you want, still in use if you want...)We search in Internet for chat.Search the Internet for "funny how-to...
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Would it be a good idea to genetically engineer giant turkeys and ride around on them?
No, They would become more intelligent then us and take over the world...PLANET OF THE TURKEYS... WHO NEEDS TANKS AND WAR...
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Is it true that if you hit a midget on the head with a stick you get 40 gold coins?
Knowledge is everything my friend because "small" doesn't mean they can't fight back! Try a "little person" going up your leg...
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What are your favorite things?
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, brown paper packages tied up in...
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How do you Zooley?
1. What family is visiting the polar bears? 2. What kind of family are they? 3. Whose family is the largest in number? 4. Which...
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How do you know when a man is serious about you?
With sincerity in his voice, he tells you softly and gently that he loves you. He continues by saying you mean the world to him....
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How many people will fit into a phone booth?
(If you would like to add an answer, kindly add it to the bottom of the page!) This was actually a teenage fad during the...
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Is silly putty edible?
Urm... no, i wouldn't try eating anything like silly putty... but if you do tell us if it works. Also I agree and if u eat u...
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What does it mean when you don't think comedies or TV shows or comedians are funny but you think random things are funny?
Random things are amusing because they are random and unexpected.Sitcoms are at times funny, and at times a tad unrealistic and...
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What is another saying for the butt of a joke?
The butt of a joke is the subject, target, or victim of a joke. Object of ridicule comes to mind.
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Do imponderables like lizards and lollipops?
Sure they do. The real question is can lizards and lollipops ponder enough to ponder if an imponderable could ponder a lizard or...
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How can you stop an inflatable Christmas carousel from getting twisted on the inside and not rotating?
I'm with him, unplug it. Turn it off....... Open the Zipper on Top. Then open the lower section.inside Find the lower joint of...
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Why do people laugh?
Laughter is an emotional release similar to crying, brought upon by a mild mental stress rather than an emotional stress. It...
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What comes in threes?
The floating cords used to play EVERY AC/DC song. What come in threes? PEAS!! Good things, bad things, blind mice, etc. ...
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Would one thousand Target bags attached to you be equal to a parachute?
It is doubtful and very dangerous to think that a thousand Target bags would operate in the same manner as a carefully...
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What sort of vegetable are you if watch TV all the time tv vegetable?
A person who watches TV all the time is called a 'couch potato.' The computer counterpart is a 'cyber spud', first coined by...
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Why do cabbages have purpley odor?
There is a special condition that makes certain people literally smell things in ways that others cannot. Just like the people...
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Are there businesses for mouth grills?
Yes there are. There are stores with physical locations as well as Web stores. A Google search pulled up grillmouth.com,...
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How many people can you fit in one bus seat?
Fitting people onto bus seats can depend on who fat the person is. For example, the fat ladies who live near me take up 1 and a...
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What is the name of your elf?
Answers : Xantafon Vladimir VonQuinam III.His name is Twinkle McStubbersons, fresh from Santa's workshop. How about...
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Why are you late for school?
Answers : I was late because the sign said "Slow down, School ahead."bcdbndnshbs bsn I waited up so long for WikiAnswers to...
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What website do you go on for funny comments?
Rule 34.urbandictionary.com and wikianswers.com :)
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Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful?
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What happens if you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up?
The department of Homeland Security shows up at your door.
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What does you are working an IRONS this weekend mean?
It actually means 'Working in irons', Meaning just like a prisioner being shackeled up in iron chains, you're limitations and...
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Where do all those darned left socks keep going?
The one that you still have is the one that is left, you lost the other one. Didn't you see that Ren & Stimpy...
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Are chickens are evil?
um duh! bak bak!!
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If a herd of black rhinos and purple hippos lived in a Space Station how much oxygen would they consume?
One would think that the amount of oxygen used, would be the same as a herd of purple rhinos and black hippos, in the same...
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Can you light a fart on fire?
you can actually light a fart on fire if you can get a long enough fart because your fart is made mainly of methane and is highly...
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Someone suspects you if your name was duplicated from her name you said no but she didn't believe she has no proofs that you copied her name is it judgemental?
Yes it s because if she has no proof then she can't prove it. I'm a little unsure about your question, but if you are...
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Where did kool-aid man go exploring?
My belly! He met up with hotdog man and his trusty sidekick bunmaster, together they vetured down to attack the evil colon...
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How is American sense of humor different from Asian sense of humor?
They are similar. However, some critics consider that the first is usually based in social situations, mishaps and language...
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Why are people so clueless?
People are clueless because they've shown a disinterest in learning about a certain topic which makes them clueless about that...
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If a dog rolled around on a carpet and gets staticky and a flea jumps on it will the flea get electrocuted?
Maybe... try it out if you can! I would like to see what happens. It would probably not, although such an experiment would be...
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Why do people think blondes are dumb?
Because the stereotypical blonde is pictured as "attractive" at the expense of "intelligent". In the West, at least, attractive...
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Why are 'your mom' jokes so popular?
"Your Mom Jokes" have been popular for years (back into the 40s.) There was "Your mom wears army boots" to "Your moms so ugly...
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Who is the most loudest yeller in the world?
Opera singers I'm sure My buddie's wife...
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Why do Japanese people scream louder then people of other races in a roller-coaster?
Because they have a higher tone of voice in their languid and use such letters like I and A a lot wich would result that they...
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What did the allies do in 1933?
It's not strictly accurate to refer to 'the Allies' at that time, as they was no alliance between Britain, France, the U.S. and...
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How did the different types of clouds get their names?
VKKUK
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How much would Cheech y Chong Big Bambu Album with rolling paper be worth today?
Check out Ebay i woulldnt sell it cheap !!! Any of the following websites may be able to provide the value of your...
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How do you create the illusion you're levitating?
they put metal under where they are going to perform they illusion and put very high strength magnets in there shoe.there whole...
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If three astronauts are in a canoe flying over the Gobi desert and they crash how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
(The one your professor wants to hear)The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.The premise "because ice cream has no...
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Does Pinocchio have wooden testicles?
If he is a wood boy I think he wood. If he's a real boy I think he woodent. Let's hope the questioner doesn't start branching...
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What is Self effacing humour?
Self-effacing humor is where people make fun of themselves to get laughs. Many comedians do this... they make fun of their own...
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How do you make paper jets?
Find a piece of paper shaped like a rectangle. A sheet of computer printing paper or school notebook paper is a good size and...
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A white powdery substance involved in a calamity?
skimmed dried semen like you havnt guessed! There is gun powder, drugs, etc. usually, its dangerous. gun powder isn't...
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What is Fuzzy?
a ferret a bear Mold.
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How can you find a real man who will love and respect a woman and respect and love himself?
Most women claim that they want someone who will be able to love and respect a woman, provide for a family and be dedicated to...
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What are the funniest dares to do at a sleepover?
One time I dared one of my friends to put honey in her hair! She was freaking out!Dare someone to go into the bathroom, lock the...
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Why are fists known as dukes?
Fists are known as dukes since it's cockney rhyming slang, or rather duke of york=fork=fist.
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Clear your voice make sure your in your own private place and ask for the girl such as is ms lisa ask if she would like to go for a java or a flea market which makes for a good conversation start?
Ummm... try starting with "Hi, how are you?" or "Hey, whats up?" Answer Go for a java is a good conversation start. Ask about...
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Who put the OOOOH in shampoo?
Interesting question! It turns out, Vidal Sassoon started the whole thing with their marketing slogan containing, "Oh la la"....
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What made franklin mcCain ezell blair jr joseph mcNeil and david richmond leave woolworth department store on February 1rst 1960?
I heard it was McNeil ...... Franklin McCain Farted
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Is it possible to die of boredom?
Well, not of boredom, per se, but it's not uncommon for folks who are bored to try to find "exciting" things to relieve their...
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What is the best answering machine message?
You Have reached the President's phone. Please leave a message. Oh-and any messages that displease the president will be arrested...
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How can you tell someone you love to stop hitting you?
With a shovel to the head once they are asleep. If you are in a violent relationship and you still want to try and make it work....
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Do Queens pass gas like everyday citizens?
Yes they do. They are still human like us. Of course they do! The queen is just an everyday person, like you or me, with all...
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Who is Charlie the unicorn?
Charlie the Unicorn is a character in a humorous and popular youtube video. Character analysis:Charlie The Unicorn Is a...
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What does it mean when someone gooses you?
It's when someone grabs your butt between their thumb and forefinger. like if they poke in your butt real quick. dogs tend to do...
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Do you want to be your boyfriend?
I am the oldest freind I've got, been there right from the begining, through toil and trouble, thick and thin, and I'm still my...
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What is the difference between array of pointers and pointer to an array?
AN aray of pointers is that for eg if we have array of 10 int pointers ie int *a[10] then each elemnt that which is stored in...
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What is the moat popular venezuelan sport?
venezuelans mostly play soccer and hacky sack
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How do you Elf Yourself?
You go to the North Pole and talk Santa into giving you a job.
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How can you sing the Barney song?
I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, TOGETHER WE WILL KILL BARNEY, WITH AN ARMALITE AND UZI, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!! i love you, you love...
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What does the gesture the kids use of the index finger middle finger separated and displayed at an angle mean?
This gesture is commonly referred to as "throwing up the two". It has various meanings depending on the situation in which it is...
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper
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How do you come up with your stripper name?
Some are taken from song titles. Rhiana for one. You take your first pets name and then your mothers maiden name take candy...
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Who would win Barney with a coleslaw or Elmo with a macaroni salad?
It would depend on what the competition was and how one defined winning. Neither. I killed Both of them.
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Can a 17 year old girl kiss a 15 year old boy?
if you really like him then yeah kissing is a very big thing especaially if u do it with the right or wrong guy Yes, why not?...
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What does it mean to have turtles displayed on the back of a car window?
this means the vehicle is owned by a young girl who says that turtles are "Chill" could also be a secret society devoted to...
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Busy being lazy so does anyone know what the next painting should be of?
A self-portrait of a couch potatoe! Lol.
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Where can you get free seeds for your garden?
Send SASE (Self addressed stamped envelope with 2 stamps) with 1st and 2nd choice to: Free Seed Offer P.O. Box 31342 Walnut...
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What is the music in dolce and gabbana time advert?
I think it is the Baby Beat Box by Stylophonic...not sure of the exact remix they used. Cheers
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Why should girls have boyfriends?
It depends on what you want. If you need your best friends love you should go, or let it be. Because batteries are too...
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What bob just said?
Bob says " Leave me alone, I'm scared " 2 tacos in blender= mighty attractive 2 tacos in blender= mighty attractive
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What is the hardest problem on earth?
The hardest problem will be "finding the hardest Problem!!!" Or it might be "Is there a god?" (Sorry, if i offended anybody. I...
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How do you know that I'm stupud?
Because you actually asked this question. Moron. If you are a girl! Everybody knows that dweeb. Whats the matter with you. You...
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What did one eye say to other eye?
Something between us smells. "i am definitely better"
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What if the whole world orgasmed at once?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the tobacco companies would then beat out the insurance, oil and pharmaceutical barons because after the big...
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Why dont ants eat monkeys?
Because monkeys are evil and the ants know it. Because the monkey is bigger! Because they are to big for them to eat and they...
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What are the advantages of being a forensic scientist?
Some advantages are that you get respect from the law and you should feel 'happy' that you have solved a murder or what ever you...
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Why do you love the kitty kat song?
because we all know that the kitty kat song is fricken AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! and we all wish we had the mad skills this cat...
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Are women the darkside of the force?
Yes, that's why DarthVader sounds like he's athsmatic; he's had his life force sucked and beaten out of him. ...
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What month did the War of 1812 start in during 1812?
THe war of 1812 started in June
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What about Bob?
i don't know who bob is unless u r talking about bob the builder.u need to be more specific with ur questions. Bob and Bill went...
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Who were the legendary and sexy Brainiac Babes?
Angel Long (Beryl) and Michelle Thorne (Doris) Ha
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Can you give examples of Dula-Dulaan?
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How do you make a venetian blind?
poke him in the eyes
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Who has the best beard?
ME
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Would you rather fight Mike Tyson in the ring or in some form of a space battle or space war?
that would depend if he was using lasers or phasers. if it were lasers, definitely a space war. If super sonic phasers, I would...
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Why is my property line pass your wall?
my property line has not passed anything Answer To get to the other side, it was curious what was happening on your side of the...
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What are some adjectives that begin with the letter T?
tittilicious, tall, tiny, twisted tenacious, tawny, torn, tipsy, turbid, tacky, turquoise, tempered, talkative, transparent,...
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How do you pickpocket?
WikiAnswers does not promote or allow the promotion of illegal activities on this site. Please read the terms of use at the...
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How To Find love?
Lava Life!u want to find love..???then.. first give it to others.. but how to do that..just tell them.. that u do.. not to the...
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Michael Baliey Smith's Wife?
lisa smith
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Who won the Revolutionary War?
The Colonists. They Were aided by the frenchies after the Battle of Saratoga, or the Turning point of the war. Then the treaty of...
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What are the best computer slogans?
digital builder
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