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Most Amusing Questions Ever Asked on WikiAnswers
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Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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How much toilet tissue from the roll should you use each time?
About 5 tissues. Answer ...good one!!! It depends on how much you need....but nice question answer use what ever it takes.
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How is a refrigerator like a cat?
They both puuuurrrrrr. They both like to eat soup, they both like to hiss. They both like to not cooperate. they both have...
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What did Adam have none of while Eve had two and everyone has three?
The letter E! That's a great joke If you don't get it though: Adam (0) Eve (2) everyone (3)
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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
A few really serious answers: he he ***** as many as you want as long as you eat them all Well, It Depends on how big it is...
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Is anyone here a sensible person?
Before you read on, understand all that you will get are opinionated and/or silly answers. Obviously, many people here are...
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Do chickens explode when you feed them uncooked rice?
First of all... Why ask? Exploding Birds This is a common misconception. No chicken, seagull, dove, pigeon, or any...
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What is behind the green glass door?
Green is behind the green glass door. Glass is behind the green glass door. Door is behind the green glass door. Streets are...
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If your farfugnugen is broken how do you fix it?
Farfugnugen Farfugnugen is a word Volkswagen used in an American advertising campaign in the late 1980s. It cannot be broken.
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What is bogies and green stuff?
Its that stuff in your nose that builds up and can make it hard to breathe normally.
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When Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died did he start to decompose?
Old musicians never die - they just go from bar to bar. Yes, in terms of bacteria. But no, he actually started to decompose...
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Where is the cream filling?
Where is the cream filling... ANSWERED! Well of course everyone knows that the cream filling is within the wonderous little...
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What is road rage like and is it true that road rage can happen more on leather seats?
Road Rage It is my understanding that road rage happens when one driver does something that makes another driver angry. Some...
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How do I dry out the marijuana that got wet when I accidentally washed it in my jeans?
Drying out marijuana I think the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms has a link to pot-drying techniques on its web...
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Where's waldo?
Everywhere. That's because I read those books so often as a child that I see Waldo every time I sit on a train. And I also say...
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Why is a book a thing with pages?
Because God told it to have pages Because without pages books would be pretty boring. Because "Athingwithpages" is too long a...
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When drawing names out of a hat would you use a baseball cap or a top hat?
top hat ---- Well, you would most likely use a baseball cap because there are more baseball caps in the world than top hats....
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Was there a banana guy in the Fruit of the Loom logo?
The Fruit of the Loom guys, like the logo, include purple grapes, green grapes, a red apple and a fig leaf. There should be a...
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Is it true that birth control shots make your butt big or just your body big in general?
makes you bigger in general umm no it's caused by people stuffing their face with what ever food they can and then blaming...
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What relation is Donner to Rudolph?
Humor : Santa's reindeer are all brothers and sisters living in Russia, but Rudolph was special because he had a sort of...
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Who is the fastest person in the world?
Usain Bolt is the worlds fastest man he got 9.69 in the 100m race at the Beijing Olympic games and got 19.30 in the 200m event...
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What is most likely the common ancestor of mammals?
The Mashculatanicum. Fool. Answer Go to this website it might help http://www.earthlife.net/mammals/evolution.html The...
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How many square feet are in one decimal?
.1 square feet
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How big is a buttload?
Well, you see, it depends on how long it takes you to cross the leaf in the wall. Fool. It depends on the size of the...
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Who is the most handsome in the world?
Me
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How do you get over stage fright?
If you are getting stage fright during or before a workshop presentation consider the following: Feeling some nervousness...
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What color turns on a girl?
Colors that Turn on a Girl At double blind tests carried out by Dr. Bryan at the Yale school of veterinary science and...
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Does a man eating shark eat women too?
Of course. But this question is intended to be a joke rather than a serious one. Of course the word "man" there refers to the...
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Are pirates better than ninjas?
The ninjas could obviously kill the pirates without a doubt - land or water battle. The ninjas would sneak onto the boat, or into...
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Why does five minutes seem longer when you're outside the bathroom than when you're in it?
As Albert Einstein said, "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an...
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If you build a house with 4 sides and rectangular structure with each side facing sound and southern exposure and a bear walks by - what color is it?
White ... it is a polar bear.
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How do you know this for a fact?
you have to research it more ANSWER: I don't always know this for a fact. Sometimes I know this for a theory, or this for a...
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From surface to skyline from border to border the tomorrowland area is home to which loyal order?
Little Green Beings
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Why are the chipmunks chattering nonstop these days?
Chipmunks are very vocal. They chirp like birds when in distress, and chatter away amongst themselves. They could be calling...
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How many kool-aid packets would it take to turn the Great Lakes into kool-aid?
5500 cubic miles or 6 quadrillion gallons are in the great lakes so if a kool- aid pack makes two quarts and there are 4 quarts...
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California's velcro crop in 1992?
There was a bumper crop of zippers that year and it totally destroyed the velcro crop value. Prices rose dramatically the next...
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If you pee on Liquid Drano will that tell you the sex of your child?
I no - not liquid drano - CRYSTAL drano - probally found in a hardware store - that is pretty accurate - I posted a link to the...
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What leadership characteristics does Jim Henson have?
Jim Henson Leadership Characteristics A bunch of puppets to do his bidding. None, he died in 1990.
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working?
I imagine it's because they just want to share the knowledge being so altruistic and all, or Karma?! (easy money has such pull...
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What flies when its on and floats when its off?
A feather. A puddle jumper (float plane)??? A UFO. (although, they technically hover when they're off)??? There is a...
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How many packets of Kool-Aid would it take to fill the ocean?
To compute how much Kool-Aid we will be making : There are 332,500,000 cubic miles of ocean water on Earth. There are...
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What does it mean when a dead fish a pigs hind leg and what appears to be intestines are left at your front door in the middle of the night?
It means that someone does not like you very much. It means that someone likes you a lot, and is trying to give you a gift, and...
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Are there any male sports icons that are knitters?
Jacques Plante, goalie for the N.H.L. Montreal Canadians hockey team before, during and after their 5 straight Stanley Cup...
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How do you fux the super soaker aqua shock secret strike trigger if broken?
u just sux the water out of it, then mux some soda and whuskey, fill up the super soaker, add sux ice cubes and gulpx it down
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Does frozen water cause cancer?
Ice does not cause cancer any more than water does. A cancer treatment exists called ICE (ifosfamide, carboplatin, and...
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Do girls wear bikinis as bras?
Sometimes some girls MAY wear bikinis as bra's
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What is Governmentium?
Governmentium Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium...
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Why does my wife's new broomstick only fly in left hand circles she has tried changing her grip and seating but to no avail please help she is getting dizzy?
Or How Not To Answer A Question. Answer This is obviously a steering geometry fault the broomstick needs tracking up I...
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Why is the product 'Laffy Taffy' important?
If you mean historically important, I'm not sure that it is, although items like candy can have tremendous nostalgiac impact for...
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Why do socks always disappear?
Humorously: Unfortunately the combination of heat and rotation of the dryer drum creates a vortex that allows the socks to be...
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Should the US Congress enact a law banning white garbage cans because they are so hard to clean?
COMMUNISM, here we come! No. There is no legal precedent for banning an object from public domain for being too hard to...
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Why is the severity of the itch inversely proportional to the reach?
Yes and it is also in direct proportion to the availability of a scratching partner. The reason for this is because, when...
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How many people have died in the history of the world?
ABOUT 99,000,000,000 This question is impossible to answer precisely. The earth is very old and record-keeping is a relatively...
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How old is marques houston?
now hes 29
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How do you dodge a bullet?
bullets will never do what you want them to- ergo- stand in front of it and yell "Hit me! You need to close your eyes and start...
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Do polar bears drink Coke?
Of course they do. I mean, you can't deny it, the Coca Cola company caught them on film. Other Contributors have said: They...
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To get an elf do you put out sugar water or regular and where do you put it How often does your elf come?
Elf Catching I put out sugar water because elves like sweets. I find about three a week. It may be the same one, I'm not sure....
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What type of material did the artist use to carve the bronze statue 'Shiva'?
Gumdrops, candycanes and all the fun of a fair Bronze, presumably. I disagree. I've heard bronze statues may be carved out of...
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How are pigs in blankets connected to wedding ceremonies?
Just wait till the honeymoon... I've never heard of them being associated with any sort of custom other than just being popular...
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If a turtle has no shell is it homeless or naked?
Turtles without their shell are actually dead. Whether or not a corpse can be either homeless or naked is a matter for the...
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Did a fellow named James A Brown known to peers as Q vomit on Britney Spears during high school?
According to stories regaled by this "Q" in a college dormitory located in central Louisiana, this is quite possibly true. While...
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Where was the English Revolution?
In Scottland.
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What illnesses would someone face in the future if they have recently stopped eating cement?
I'm gonna answer this because it's so bizarre. First, if you're really eating cement you may develop silicosis. It is in the...
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Do bees sneeze?
No, Bees cannot and do not sneeze. In fact no insect can sneeze! Bees, like all insects, do not have noses with nasal passages,...
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Do bald guys use shampoo?
yes, just to clean thier scalp so it is clean Confirmed: As an older guy of the balding persuasion, I agree with the above. I...
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What has a thousand legs a thousand toes and green hair?
A green haired, blue eyed horney toad. This poor little beast from the Cheshire salt marsh near the west coast of England, lives...
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A virgin shark in Hungary gave birth to what some are referring to as shark Jesus so if this shark turned water in to wine could he live in it?
One theory. It depends on the type of wine. For example, the amount of dissolved carbon dioxide in a champagne or sparkling...
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What stays in the same place but goes all over the world?
the sun; the world revolves around it. every ray has touched every part of the earth. Answer Bad premise. Nothing on the...
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Why is there a warning on some rear-view mirrors that things are nearer than what they appear and yet not also a warning that they are actually BEHIND you?
Obvious Because it's not exactly obvious that objects appear closer in the mirror, since ordinary mirrors don't have this...
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Do sea books have boyfriends?
Yes, in fact books,especially sea books, need boyfriends to live and once they are done being their friend they eat them they are...
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What is infinity times infinity?
If infinity X infinity = infinity; then its still true, Zero X infinity = Zero...tadaa IInfinity sqared =...
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What is Sitting Bull's Daughter name?
Her name was 'Standing Holy' n.b. According to Annie Oakley, "he made a pet of me. He is a dear, faithful, old friend, and I've...
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Can people mutate animals to become Pokemon?
In real life, no. You could create your own DNA line and use that to make a Pokemon I guess.
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Do girls have cooties?
Yes, absolutely. This condition is extremely contagious. Fortunately, there are precautions that can be taken. A vaccination has...
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Why do people wear bathing suits but won't wear underwear in public?
Because bathing suits are an acceptable attire to be worn in "Public" at the beach. Unless you are at a nude beach, no one wants...
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Have you heard a chinese proverb? If you want a bigger picture, take a step back (or something like this? - please improve this...
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What did the robot say to the centipede?
Stop being a centipede!! See it's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms. I don't get it can someone explain :S Answer to the...
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Is september a good month?
september is a bad month. I have to go to school September is a good month because adults get to relax after 6 weeks of kids at...
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What happens when you flip out on PCP and break into a zoo because you suddenly feel the strong urge to ride the giraffe?
Dude! Man! (or whatever generation your from) Get off the PCP!!! You might end up in jail or a mental ward for a few days, and...
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Do people talk to gnomes?
The only question is... do the gnomes talk back. Answer Funny you should ask that XD we have a garden gnome and my crazy lil...
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What is asdf?
1.asdf is what you type in the subject line when you have no subject. 2.asdf are the first four letters you learn in...
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Why boys cannot fly?
Because boys' skeletal systems are not designed for flying, they are not aerodynamic, they are too heavy and they don't have...
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If you choke a smurf what colour does it go?
This is a good question. Of course we all know smurfs are real, but I have never seen somebody choke a smurf. They are peacefull...
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Why did 7 ate 9?
The answer to your question is because seven became hungry and wanted something to eat, but six and eight had already been eaten...
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What year did Maria Allen invent the diapers?
you'd have found that she invented the original diaper in 1887.
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Can you grow two penises?
I have never heard of that happening.
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Which side of a fish has the most scales?
The outside.
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What do bald men put for hair color on their driver's license?
Their original hair color. ANSWER: Hazel.
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Why do people do stupid things?
People usually do stupid things to get attention. These are usually the kids who have a rough home life and will get the...
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How can you shoot web from your wrists like spidey?
A)Get bitten by a radioactive spider B)Study chemistry and engineering and use the knowledge to invent gloves that let you shoot...
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When do boys get there anus?
If you're going to submit a joke question, you should learn how to use grammar properly first. Answer Hopefully they were...
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Can someone become his own grandpa?
No it is not possible because even if you did marry your grandmother your parents were born before you and you did not have them...
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What asks no questions but demands an answer?
God... I think that when we learn about god we are learning about ourselves... He doesn't ask us a certain question but I know he...
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What is the function of a rubber ducky?
I would think to keep young children occupied while they are being bathed. It's just a toy, it really doesn't have to be...
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What do spark plugs taste like?
New spark plug is without taste, consists of metals and ceramics. Used spark plug is dirty with carbonized fuel, oil and traces...
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What would you get if you crossed Chewbacca with a Smurf?
Miley Cyrus. You would get a little hairy blue midget rampaging through New York throwing cabbages a people. That, or you'd get...
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Where's my litter box?
in the basement, kitchen, bathroom, find it yourself.... In the add, the cat got a bloodhound to help find it. We sold it. You...
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Why was the president impotent during the civil war?
His southern parts had seceded.
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Is the moon made of cheese?
No - it's made of a porous rock that is like swiss cheese, and has similar properties. That is why people say the moon is made of...
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How do you get good luck?
Some say that if you find a four leaf clover or a penny facing up you'll have good luck. You get good luck if you achieve...
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