Answer:
So, there's this robber, and he goes into this neighborhood and jumps through the open window of a house. He opens the drawers and starts shoving all of the keys, the tic tacks, and the change into his bag. And all of the sudden he hears this crackly voice that says, "Jesus is watching you." So he freezes for a minute and looks around. Then he just goes back to steeling all the sliver wear, and jewelry and precious memories into his bag again. Then he hears the same crackly voice again, "Jesus is watching you!" And the robber finds a flashlight on the table, and shines it in the corner of the room, and there was this parrot. So the robber says to the parrot, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Moses" So the robber sits there, with an odd look on his face. He finally asks, "Well, what kind of family names their parrot Moses!?" And the parrot says "The kind that names their attack dog Jesus."