The Asian Giant Salamander, also known as the Hellbender. It inhabits China, Japan and the United States. The Chinese subspecies can grow to a length of 1.8 metres. see link
I would be the awesome Jupiter, largest planet in the solar system.
As big as my nuts:)
233.2698 pounds; discovered in Africa.
Umm. Are you kidding me! Why'd you ask this stupid question!