How can one become a wizard?

Answer:
By sniffing the anus of a hairy old goat, setting yourself on fire, shooting yourself in the foot 7 times, and running through Times Square completely naked in January. I would know, my cousin did it and he just turned my coffee table into Frank Sinatra.
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