Answer:
because the creater of football was deaf dumb and blind and had not even one weenus. he was the 80 year old virgin until he married is mother and had a baby turtle. he was a very bad player and played quarterback.he had a grandson who turned out to be Archie manning, THE WORST PERSON EVER, who had evil babys,Eli and Peyton,who just had to beat the pats in the super bowl last season. GO PATRIOTS IF U READ THIS AND I DONT KNOW U THEN UR A LOSER!