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How do I get rid of a crying stray cat that won't move off of my porch that keeps scratching on my screen door?

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i can't tell you exactly what to do but I'll give you the ingredients you need: it will envolve a fire hydrant, the anus, a bottle of tobasco sauce, and a north Arabian tree frog that has trust issues ever since his parents left him.

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