if you are on PC editors tools, ps3, a custom patch, xbox, use a custom patch from modio... so there is no REAL way to get to it without modding in some way :)
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By using a City Teleporter.
You don't, but you can find her room by using the teleporter to get to the pack-a-punch machine.
No. Simply using the word black to describe something that is without light, is not racist.
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Yes, you can battle people without using WiFi by using either IR Connection or DS Wireless Communications.
No, but the Black and White button thing works really well.
You can't. Luckily all unova pokemon can be caught without using a fishing rod.
it is impossible without using the download from other games thing
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You can transfer it using the Poke Transfer from the older Pokemon DS games.
It needs a Moon Stone to evolve.