How do you confuse an idiot?

Answer:
Show him three spades and ask him to take his pick

Or

Show him into a round room and ask him to stand in the corner

Or

Give him a card with the words 'please turn over' written on both sides

Or

Face him and tap him on the shoulder

Or

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First answer by Alex Boissonneault. Last edit by Gothgirl1994. Contributor trust: 0 [recommend contributor recommended]. Question popularity: 21 [recommend question].