If you're looking to buy a Tamagotchi toy, phone your local toy store, e.g. Toys R Us, Zellers, etc. And ask if they have the version you want. If you can, try to reserve one. Good luck!
Well first off you walk up to it, then try a pickup line. IF that works ask for its number and eventually take it home. Alternatively you could look at the carbon 14 signature in the bones. This is...