How do you design a masculine Valentine's Day box?

When someone you love goes for a month it's not easy to deal with. Your head is full of thoughts and emotions. Will she come back from New York? Will she and Ralph get married while she's there? How many Philippines will she meet and discover to be her cousin?

I recently underwent a similar situation when a dear friend of mine stabbed me in the heart with an ice pick. At least that's what it felt like when this friend went to NY, stayed with her former flame coincidentally named Ralph, and who also coincidentally is of the Philippine persuasion.

At first I think I was in shock and I didn't think about it too much. However, after a few days I noticed a few physical changes. I formed huge welts on my back, although those could have been related to the paintballs shot into my back at a close distance. Still the paintballs could not explain the blue pigmentation I noticed in my skin. Nor could it explain the massive kidney failure I experienced last week. However, my decades long high sugar diet and not having drunk any water last week might have resulted in the kidney complications.

In short, if a friend does to you what I described above odds are they are not your friend. In fact they are most likely a two-timing back stabber who only wants to suck your blood, in the case your friend has vampiric tendencies. My advice to you, my wikicommunity friends, is to close yourself off from the world, and eat lots of cookies. Cookies always make you feel better.

Finally to answer the question posed above…not sure you can. Masculine and Valentine's are not complete opposites, but they don't go together like PB and J.

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