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How do you eat a pie?

Updated: 10/6/2023
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Pie eating has evolved over time into several distinct directions. Theoreticians of pie eating (pitatrosilogists) distinguish two main subtypes: recreational pie eating and competitive pie eating.

It is inadvisable for amateurs to try competitive pie eating techniques on their own for safety reasons. A coach is needed to teach them properly and a spotter is necessary for safety in case of misfeeds, overfills and retro-projection (vomiting). The use of competitive pie eating methods in polite company is likely to result in surprised stares, general disgust, and potentially even bans from the eating venue.

Recreational pie eating can be done safely using the following guidelines.

You will need:

  • A pie.
  • A serving utensil. Proper pie server is recommended, but a large knife will do in a pinch.
  • An individual plate.
  • An eating utensil. This is commonly a fork, but some softer pies have been eaten successfully with spoons.

The eating process:

  1. Divide the pie into wedges (slices).
  2. Using an appropriate utensil transfer the slice to an individual plate.
  3. Get a firm grip on the eating utensil with the strong hand (right for righties, left for southpaws).
  4. Use the off hand to fixate the plate to the eating surface (table).
  5. Using the eating utensil separate a piece of pie from the slice. The size of the separated piece varies with the eater's mouth sizing and should be determined through trial and error.
  6. Scoop the separated piece up with the eating utensil and place it in your mouth. Remember to open wide enough for the piece to pass.
  7. Close mouth
  8. Withdraw utensil
  9. Chew pie
  10. Swallow
  11. Repeat until pie is gone

If steps 1 and 2 present some difficulty you should consider using the services of a professional, such as a baker or restaurant server.

If you experience difficulty with steps 3-5 you should consider investing in some manual dexterity training. Your doctor should be able to direct you to a qualified physical therapist.

If you experience difficulty with steps 6-10 you should seek remedial training in consumption of solid foods from your parents. If your parents are unavailable or unwilling to offer such remediation you should look for a local day care professional to assist you.

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Most pies are eaten by being sliced and served in wedges on individual dessert plates. They are usually eaten with a fork, or with a fork and spoon when served with ice cream. Some types of pie can be eaten out of hand, usually at picnics and other informal occasions.

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you must take a large ladled spoon and raise it to your mouth slowly. Bang the dinner table vigorously to show anticipation. Place the spoon in your mouth and hold it there while chewing.

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No. . Yes. you can even get it at Boston Market.

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Known as parboiling- meat is boiled, removed from bone, and mixed in with other ingredients.

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you DONT let akash know its there

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