How do you end a casual relationship?

Answer:

Casual relationships can be EXTREMELY fun. With extremely good looking people, they are the way to go. Usually good looking people are really shallow and it's hard to get through even a simple dinner without having the worst conversation where you're so bored you want to choke yourself on the entree just to have something interesting happen. Anyway, once you've had intercourse a few times, you are likely wondering why you are even hanging out with the person. So it's easy to end it. All you have to do is:

1) stop bathing -- the smell of your body will disgust them. They will likely plead for you to wash. Do not do so.
2) start talking a LOT about kids you have. Make them up if you don't. Talk about young jimmy, tommy, and the like. How the moms are sluts, and you wish you never had casual intercourse with them in the first place.
3) stop using condoms. Say they "spoil the mood."
4) watch BOYS DON'T CRY (the movie). When your casual chick is all upset during the forced-intercourse scene, say "she wanted it." Then start to kind of rub her leg with you hand all smooth-like.
5) Make all kinds of cancer jokes. She probably has someone with cancer in her family, so she'll think you are a jerk. And you probably are.
6) Get aids-- nothing spoils the mood like getting AIDS! No chick digs aids-guy. Trust me.
7) Get other girlfriends and have her walk in on you having intercourse with them, preferably in an unreasonably dirty position / situation.