How do you explain a felony on a application for a job?

Answer:
Listen Bob, let's be frank here. I don't have time to worry about any felonies in my past. I'm one bad day and a bender away from ending up under the nearest bridge with a crack hoe and a bottle of mouthwash. What was the question again?
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