How do you get a detention?

Answer:
dont do your homework

answer back to a teacher


when a sub introduces themself stand up and shout really loud PROVE IT!!

when someone knocks on the classroom door go under your desk hug your knees and rock backwards and forwards saying they've come for me over and over

throw a note at your teacher then when they ask who it was yell IT WAS (class nerd's name)!!!! I SAW HIM/HER

everytime your teacer says something say "thats what she said!"

sing the great escape when your leaving the classroom when the lessons over

come in to the classroom late dressed as spiderman and say "there was a disturbance"

stand on your desk and sing the national anthem

refuse to speak spanish in a spanish lesson

bring a little kid to class and tell everyone he's your new pet (a collar is a nice touch)

cry at the end of the lesson and when your teacher asks why say "i wanted to do more work!" then run out

when the teacher asks you a question just stare at them
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