Do not ejaculate on the couch in the first place. But in case of accidental emission, try Kiwi suede and nubuk cleaner. Just follow the directions on the can. It really works!
It will come out in the wash.
Use your washer an wash it!
To remove salt stains from suede you will need a coarse brush and white vinegar. I found success with an electric toothbrush. While over a sink with hot running water, I repeatedly dipped a toothbrush in vinegar and brushed my boots where needed. The steam from the hot water promotes better results. If the smell of vinegar bothers you, dilute it with an equal part of water. After using the vinegar, I went over my boots a final time with the toothbrush using just hot water. You will have to wait until the suede is entirely dry before deciding if the intended results were yielded. It's not uncommon to need to repeat the process once more before the stain is totally gone. During the winter months protect your suede boots and shoes with a protective spray as often as once a week.
You can clean salt stains off of Nubuck shoes using a solution of water and vinegar. Try and clean the stain as soon as you can for best results.
HOD DO YOU GET SALT STAINS OFF OF SUEDE SHOES
Pretty much everything stains suede...
Suede can stain and also some woolen fabrics.
this should be done by a professional dry cleaner who specializes in suede and find out if they guarantee their service. If you try and do this yourself , you may wind up ruining the jacket, so do not attempt it.
The best cleaner for suede can be just a brush, one can use vinegar to get rid of stubborn stains. Just dab vinegar on a towel and onto the stain, then let it dry and scrub lightly with a brush.
To clean suede sofas at home, you can use a suede brush or a soft cloth to gently brush away surface dirt. For stains, you can use a white vinegar solution (1:1 with water) or a suede eraser to spot clean. Be sure to test any cleaning solution on a hidden area first to ensure it doesn't damage the suede.
You can clean tomato sauce stains on a suede couch by wiping up the excess sauce with a clean cloth to begin with. Make a solution of lukewarm water and a mild soap, swish to create suds and then apply the foam only to the stain using a sponge. Wipe the residue away with a clean, damp cloth.
use peanut butter
take it off as much as you can then wash it a couple times
There is an eraser for suede. It will rough up the nape and the water marks will disappear.
There are waterproofing products that are formulated for suede. They can be purchased at your local footwear store like Footlocker and such.Hi, we make a product called SmartPEL. It can protect Ugg Boots, Suede Boots and Shoes, and Running Shoes, and many other items from Stains and Rain.You can view some demonstrations at our website .protectsuede.com.
You could try a suede brush on them.