When you come out of Heuston station, stay on the same side of the river and head into the city along the quays, passing the Guinness Brewery on Victoria Quay. Continue along then to Ushers Quay...
Chancery Lane is hosting a semen drinking contest, therefore you should go to Bank unless you like that kind of thing.
Babes like semen. Therefore we should go to Chancery Lane.
We could go to...