How do you grind dance with a girl?

Answer:

In order to grind dance with a girl, you have to:

a) be in the appropriate setting: a dark, loud, crowded dance floor
b) select the right girl: a bit awkward, slightly inebriated, not alone - but not in a group larger than 3 girls (unless those girls are already being grinded on)
c) approach her smoothly and slowly, keeping a good distance - dancing about a foot behind her at first

Once she sees you dancing behind her, she'll give you a sign. Signs could be good or bad.

Good signs:
1) a smile
2) a wink
3) a shoulder roll indicating "come closer"

Bad signs:
1) an eye roll
2) a violent hair whip
3) an increase in distance between you
4) (the mother of all signs) she stops dancing and runs away

If you're lucky enough to receive one of the three good signs, feel free to move in closer and continue dancing. Once you can smell the alcohol on her breath, catch the beads of sweat flowing off her back and match the erratic beat of her dance... congratulations, you are grinding with a girl!

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