How do you keep a goose quiet?

Answer 1

Domestic geese will only call when alarmed - typically by a stranger coming within sight. Apart from wringing their necks and serving them for dinner, the best you can do to keep geese quiet is locate them well away from footpaths or roads. For UK keepers, Brecon Buffs are probably the quietest breed and very docile.

If you are talking about quieting down a honking goose who has taken up residence in your neighborhood: keep in mind they are not just making noise they are actually communicating with each other. If you take the time to go out and see what all the commotion is about you'll learn that infact they are discussing things relivant to the flock: like when to take off, where to swim, where to nest, where to stop to eat and things like that. Essentially, to quiet them would wrong. They have families to raise and twice a year they have make almost a thousand mile migration. Things like that take a lot of debating.

Answer 2

This is the way to keep a geese happy : *1 give it a lots of food. *2 let it go back to the nature. *3 buy another geese so it will have many friends