How do you know if im tipsy?

You might know you're dead, or you might not. Nobody knows for sure. ^ true, but on the spiritual side, the religious side, youre never dead because you go to heaven/hell.

A doctor/nurse/midwife at the hospital or doctor office will give you an internal exam and tell you how much you are dilated.

First off, your skin would probably be snow white if you are white skinned, or a lighter brown for brown skins. Second, you wouldn't like the sun very much, not that you will melt, but I may annoy...

u will get stuffy nose and get bumps on your arms

you are the one how knows that.