How do you make a custard pie to splat in someone's face like on a tv show?

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I hesitate to answer this question, but believe it or not, we were all young once, so. . .

DO NOT use custard. It's heavy and it could injure someone. Do exactly like they do on TV: Buy a commercial graham cracker crust. Fill it with whipped cream -- squirting it full of canned Redi-whip is the easiest way. Take aim and voila! You'll get a big splat without a lawsuit. (maybe.) Don't ask me how I know this.

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