Find a woman (or girl)...guessing that you are probably 14 years old...
There's one way, although it involves using food scraps. Take a banana, microwave it for 20 seconds or so, cut 1 end off of it and squeeze out the banana (eat if desired). Use your creation as soon as possible, as they cool down quickly.
A empty Pringles can, sponges to stuff it with and then put a condom in and you have your very own Fleshlight.
you use a Gatorade bottle and have intercourse the hole in the top
wrap veal around your peter bud, Manswers tip for ya
Cook a squash or equivalent in the microwave till it is slightly warm on the inside. Cut a hole big enough for your penis to enter, but not too big. Warm interior of the squash feels like a warm vagina. Use caution to make sure it will not be too hot and burn your penis upon insertion.
It is not best to make something that goes inside your body at home without the proper help. This is something you will want to consult a professional about.You can make a homemade dildo with cucumber, hummer, carrot, bottle, and many other house tools.
You draw a stick figure and make a tag below it that says...
Virgina....
TA DA... FAKE
Use a large key ring or if you have a small penis you can use a bottle top or if you have a um a larger penis then you might wanna use you hand.
make a OK symbol with your hand.
then make the other fingers match the index finger
last insert penis, and have fun.
Try a banana skin.
Your finers.. A bottle, perfum bottle.. Me ;)
Make her food, Clean the house for her(!!!), offer to help around the house, but her chocolate, buy her fluffy socks, a new blanket, make her a homemade gift.
Any thing broom handles tooth brushes andthing
Lesbians can use dildo's They can use my handcuffs and shackle's. They can come over to my house and let me video tape them.
Homemade teeth whitening recipes use several ingredients that are common around the house. These ingredients include baking soda, salt and lemon juice.
Jewelry and jars are things that are found around the house. Jeans and juice are things that are found around the house.
Well that means someone is breaking things that are in the house.
soap
If your looking for a good luck charm around your house, find some lucky things you have and look for something with your lucky things on it
Your ds game?!?
Kitchen, knife and kitten are things found around the house. Ketchup, kids, kiwi and knackwurst also are found around the house.
Nouns for ten things found around my house are:kitchenbathroomdining room tablebedlampschairswindowsrugfoodsoapfish