How do you put on a Rubber suit?

A condom comes rolled up in a package. Just place it on the tip of your erect penis and unroll it. It is important to put it on the right side up otherwise it won't unroll. If it helps you can unroll...

You put your legs through the top first, then sueeze into it bringing it up onto the rest of your body.

First, you must put the rubber suit on. Next, you must furiously masturbate without lotion for three hours, until a red rash appears. Finally, start exercising.

Actually start whatever it is you're about to begin.

No, bathing suits should be hand washed with cold water and hung to air dry. This will extend the life of your suit.