Answer:
well there are alot of apps that are supposed to tell you it..but they are always wrong. the way to find your REAL first status is...(this will only work if you made your facebook in 2010....srry) got to an app called "My Status in 2010" and this app will put all of your statuses from the year 2010 month by month in an album for you in your pictures..go to the very first status...and there you go! :)