How do you smoke weed out of a pipe?

This is how you want to smoke weed out of a pipe correctly and efficiently. Step 1: Pack the bowl. After determining how much weed you are willing to pack the bowl with you then will "nicely" (don't roughly jam it in the bowl or you may clog the main intake hole which will result in the waste of valuable weed and small unaffordable hits) pack the bowl until you get a nice fit. Step 2: Hold the secondary intake hole (most inexpensive "cheap" pipes don't usually have this hole) with either your left or right thumb depending on where the hole is located on the outside surface of the pipe located near the bowl. Step 3: After you have accomplished steps 1-2 pull out the lighter that you bought from the store an hour ago before you got your weed (you know the pink one with the big bright red hearts and teddy bears) hold it up to the pipe at a 90 degree angle so that when you light the lighter the flame won't automatically be in contact with the weed (you don't want the lighter to strike the weed first because when you inhale for the first time your inhalation will attract the flame towards the bowl with the weed so you can control how much fire the bowl will accumulate so that way you don't waste weed. Very important!!!). Step 4: Before you inhale too much smoke to the point where you are coughing extremely hard and tears are leaking from you eyes, release the second intake hole to clear out the remaining smoke in the pipe so again you do not waste any valuable Purple Kusch or what ever strand you are smoking. Step 5: Don't just blow out the weed smoke immediately after you take a hit. Literally breath it slowly like you breath air naturally into your lungs and hold it for about 20-30 seconds. Now you can release the smoke. At about this same time-if you are not going to hit the pipe right away-put out the bowl with either your finger by gently tapping the weed in the bowl or by using your lighter to gently tap it. Because remember when you are not hitting the weed in the bowl after you have just taken a fat hit, the air around you is constantly burning the weed in the pipe and wasting it which would result in the inefficient smoking of weed. Repeat steps 1-5 to obtain a satisfactory high per every conserved bowl you smoke. This method has been proven to be effective by me, your friendly weed smoker. Vote to "legalize" weed in your state NOW!!!