Step One: Gather a balloon, two copper wires, a can of Izze, a plastic bowl, two empty lightbulbs, water, and a sample of your own cell (cheek cell).
Step Two: Rub the balloon agaisnt the dish and pour in the water. Then, dip both copper wires in the mixture and pull out the fillament of the lightbulbs. Wrap the fillament around the wires and pour the izze on top of the cells.
Step Three: Give it a few days. The electricity will enter the proes of your cheek cell and will soon create cells which will evolve into people. Warning--they may attack. I've done it before.