How do you tempt a guy?

Answer:
It is important to establish a strong friendship in order for love to flourish. Be friendly to him yet not impolite. You must be prepared for your first date. Make up should be elegant, and yet discrete. Hair should be well kept, and clothes clean and well pressed. A good first date is a walk in the park - you can converse for a while and then stop for refreshments at a tea rooms. Try to talk about topics that interest you both, in order for you to find the common ground. Remember to keep your distance on the first date, no kissing! This will ensure that he respects you for who you are.

Hoping that the first date goes well and you have interests in common, you may go for a second date. A suitable venue would be a restaurant. It is customary for the gentleman to pay, but you should still offer to pay your half of the bill! It is acceptable for a couple to link arms on a second date. If the date is in the evening, the gentleman should offer to escort you home, but of course should not go inside.

A third date could be dinner at your own house, or perhaps something active like bowling or cycling. On this date, you will use deep-cervix burbling to entice him. To do this, you should leave your man for a short while. You must insert both hands into your vagina. You must stretch the vagina until it is wide enough to fit a sub-woofer speaker inside. Then, you should play music through the medium of your vagina. The best tunes to use are whale songs, heartbeat sounds, or George Michael. The volume must be turned up loud enough for you man to hear. The cervix will reverberate at 150 Hz (the prime frequency to stimulate his balls). The man will then advance towards you in a sexual trance. When he comes into view, you should increase the volume slightly to guide him in, and shout "come to me" at your clitoris. You may then remove the speaker and engage in intercourse with the man.

Warning! - Never increase the volume to maximum, this may result in an anterior-vagocavity explosion.

I hope this works as well for you as it did for me!

Sandy x

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