How do you unhook a bra?

Answer:

How to Unhook a Bra

Bra unhooking skills have been greatly sought after for centuries.
Knights as well as nerds have attempted this feat and failed miserably; It can make any man , however confident- become a nervous shaky pile of JELLO.

The problem is that the enemy- The BRA- is almost always similar but never exactly the same...
Another problem is the issue of being obvious- it's difficult to smoothly transition from first to second base when you are body wrestling an undergarment-
(I mean, You don't want to kiss the girl and 1 second later dive under her shirt double handed- this makes you too eager, too much of a player and unromantic...and puts your make-out session in jeopardy!)

The only real way to unhook a bra is with ONE HAND- the other hand is used to softly run your fingers through her hair, caress her face ever so gently, and make her feel like your goal is to appreciate her and not get with her...

Another benefit is that this buys you time- if you experience bra-unhooking-difficulty just keep your first hand caressing her while your second hand has time to try and try again as you encounter failure...

The following are the 4 most common scenarios:

1.Back Hook Bra
Feel for the thicker piece of fabric in the back, then the metal clasps (there might be 1,2 or 3 rows) squeeze the two ends together and with a quick jolt snap the bra to one side.. it should pop open

2. Front Hook Bra
These usually have a single clasp that snap up/down and then together- feel for the clasp- squeeze the hard piece of plastic/metal so it bends outward/inward and push up/down... there are many directions the clasp can go just be patient and try all options

3.Sports Bra
If there is no clasp in the front/back and you feel the straps cross in the back you have found yourself with a sports bra- lucky you! pull it off like an undershirt

4.No Bra-No problems

Good Luck and remember practice makes perfect!

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