How does a bat not a baseball bat eat?

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Good Question! Bats eat in a variety of ways. Although sometimes resorting to scavenging during hard winter months, most bats prefer the taste of live, fresh blood to quench their thirst. They obtain this blood by using their powerful incisors to literally decapitate livestock and small children. After the subject selected for eating has stopped writhing on the ground, the bats will use a special Egyptian burial vase to suck up the blood from the crying Mother Earth. The bats then drink this blood while dancing around a large bon-fire in an elaborate ceremony experts refer to as "Batting."
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