yes every moring for the rest of his life XD lolz
Joke: Why did the cannibal go to the wedding?Punchline: The cannibal went to the wedding to toast the bride and roast the groom (cos he's bigger).The joke plays on the words toast and roast as they relate to food.
The first toast is done by the best man, always. Thereafter, any toast can be made and they should be considered a compliment of love by any who make them, that is as long as they are tactful. Traditions will be different depending on the country you live in but in the UK, it's not usually expected that the Groom's Parents will make a toast. The order for UK wedding speeches is normally, Father of the Bride, Groom then Best Man.
Often they do, or they toast immediately after cutting the cake.
Most guests already know who the bride and grooms parents are and some weddings have a receiving line where guests congratulations the bride, groom and both sets of parents. If there is no receiving line then no, the bride and groom do not introduce their parents. The father's of either side may wish to make a toast to their new daughter-in-law or new son-in-law.
First, take a small metal spoon and (gently) tap the champagne flute with it to get people's attention. Raise a glass to the bride and groom as you begin your speech. Always insert a tasteful joke if you are talking about the bride, and a slightly irreverent one if talking about the groom. make it personal - insert incidents that you have shared with either the bride or the groom (tasteful incidents).
The sexual escapades of the bride or groom.
you should toast, how you feel about your bride/groom, how your relationship would be like (don't forget about best man's speach).
* The person who gave the bride away (father; step-father or uncle) will make the first speech to the bride and welcoming the groom into the family. Then the groom will make make a toast to his new bride and thank her parents for raising such a lovely daughter. After this the best man will give a speech about the newly married couple (may tell jokes or make a romantic speech up) and then recognize the Maid/Matron of Honor and Bridesmaids.
The cast of The Toast - 2005 includes: Krystalle Amberson as Ex-Girlfriend of the Groom Gary Anthony Williams as Minister Charlie Bodin as Best Man Wendy Cutler as Mother of the Bride Wayne Dalglish as Son of the Caterer Lavina Dawson as Mother of the Best Man Jake Dinwiddie as Brother of the Bride Kelli Garner as Bride Andy Goldberg as Stoner Uncle Evan Grayson as Groom Ben Hermes as Brother of the Groom Jared Kusnitz as Brother of the Groom Al LeBrun as Father of the Bride DeVera Marcus as Grandma of the Bride Caleb Moody as Cousin of the Bride Martin Starr as No Friend of the Groom Paul Willson as Videographer Lois Yaroshefsky as Mother of the Groom
the bride and the groom is first, then the bride and her father, and then the groom and his mother. After that the bride dance with her new dad and groom dance with his new mom.
A bride groom is a male. Bride's maids are females.
The opposite gender of groom is bride