How dumb is yo mama?

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My mama's just as dumb as any average mama, but yo mama now..yo mama dumb on a whole other scale, check this:

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she tripped over a cordless phone.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing and I said "Guess" so she said "Levis".

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she stole free samples.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she bought a solar powered flash light.

  • Yo mama so dumb ... she think a quarterback is a refund.

  • Yo mama so dumb ... she was locked in a grocery store for 3 days and she starved.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she got hit by a parked car.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... I told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went looking.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... it took her an hour to make minute rice.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she stayed up all night studying for her blood test and failed.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... that she sold the car for gas money.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

  • Yo mama is so dumb ... she called directory inquiries and asked, "What's the number for 911?"
  • yo mama is so dumb... when i asked her how long tea is, she said "about 20cm"
  • Yo mama is so dumb...that she gets locked out of the house when her keys are in her hand.

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I have to add this one

Yo mama is so dumb...she forged her own signature.

Yo mama is so dumb...she put lipstick on her head,just so she could makeup her mind. :D

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