Menopause happens around 45+, so I wouldn't think you'd get it early. My mom got her period at age 10 and is in her late 40's and is starting it now.
No, you don't.
July. It's subjective...some people literally celebrate Christmas all year but for me personally-- before Advent is too early for me.
It is early in the peace!
Come up with all sorts of problems you are having like with phones and service. They will let you out if you are "Having problems" because if not you could sue them for false advertising.