How fat is yo mama?

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• yo momma so fat...when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock!
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she walked into the airport she got busted for 200 pounds of crack!
• Yo mama is so fat ... the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be Continued!"
• Yo mama is so fat ... when she steps on the scale it reads "one at
  a time please."
• Yo mama is so fat ... her blubber has blubber!

• Yo mamas so fat, she's practically a grease machine!
• Yo mama's so fat ... her pants ripped every time she moved.
  
• Yo mama's so fat ... she sat on Home Depot and made it Lowe's
• Yo mama's so fat ... her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
• Yo mama's so fat... Spain claimed her bottom as a new world.
• Yo mama's so fat... I tried to drive around her and ran out of petrol!
• Yo mama's so fat... joggers run around her for exercise!
• Yo mama's so fat... she can't float in the Red Sea
• yo mama's so fat... she needed 500000000000000000000000000 kilometres to fit her body.
  
• your mama's so fat .... shes on both sides of the family.
• your mama's so fat ......... when we went through that drive thru we didn't have to pay because we dressed her as the chevrolet. !! :)
• Yo mama's so fat... when she tripped, it registered as a record-breaking earthquake. In China.
• Yo mama's so fat... she jumped up and got stuck!
• Yo mama's so fat... when she stepped on a scale it said her phone number!
• Yo mama's so fat... when I asked what her weight was, she said, "To infinity and beyond!!"
• Yo mama's so fat, when she rolled over four quarters, it turned into a dollar!!
• Yo mama's so fat, when she stood on the curb in a yellow jacket she heard a guy yell "taxi!"
• Yo mama's so fat, you could take a train and two buses and still not be on her good side!
• Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody!
• Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND THE HOUSE.
• Yo mama's so fat the first time she stepped on the ground she fell through the earth past china into space and went into orbit
• Yo mamas so fat that when she went into the sea the whales started singing "We are familyyy"
• Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
  Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a brown dress she looks like a ups truck

yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered da prices

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